http://www.davesdaily.com/funnynews/chat-roomgirlfriend_03-04.htm

"We were at that stage in our relationship where we were almost ready to exchange ICQ numbers, a huge leap in commitment,"

This made me think of this song. Here's the lyrics.

"I love my computer" by Bad Religion

I love my computer

You make me feel alright

Every waking hour

and every lonely night

I love my computer

for all you give to me:

predictable errors and no identity

And it's never been quite so easy

I've never been quite so happy

All I need to do is click on you

and we'll be joined

in the most soul-less way

And we'll never ruin each other's day

'cuz when I'm through I just click

and you just go away

I love my computer

you're always in the mood

I get so turned on

when I turn on you

I love my computer

you never ask for more

You can be a princess

or you can be my whore

And it's never been quite so easy

I've never been quite so happy

All I need to do is click on you

and we'll be joined

in the most soul-less way

And we'll never ruin each other's day

'cuz when I'm through I just click and you just go away

the world is so big

but it's safe in my domain

Because to you

I'm just a number

and a clever screen name

All I need to do is click on you

and we'll be together for eternity

And no one is ever gonna take my love

from me because I've got security

her password and a key

sqemily:

This made me think of this song. Here's the lyrics.

"I love my computer" by Bad Religion

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I remember when you showed me this song on the way to sac! [Emoticon not found]