Here is what your companys poster should say...

1)If you do a good job and work hard, you may get a job with a better company someday.

2) It's only unethical if you get caught.

3) The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.

4) Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.

5) Sure, you may not like working here, but we pay your rent.

6) If you think we're a bad firm, you should see our rivals! (We suck less!)

7) Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them.

[Emoticon not found] We put the "k" in "kwality"

9) If something doesn't feel right, you're not feeling the right thing.

10) Artificial Intelligence in no match for Natural Stupidity.

11) A person who smiles in the face of adversity... probably has a scapegoat.

12) If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos...then you probably haven't completely understood the situation.

13) ABANDON ALL HOPE, ALL YE WHO ENTER HERE.....

14) We make great money! We have great benefits! We do no work! We are union members!

15) 2 days without a Human Rights Violation!

16) Your job is still better than asking "You want fries with that?"

17) We are Microsoft. Resistance is futile.

1[Emoticon not found] Plagiarism saves time. (I guess them putting this here means thats ok for me to cut and paste this into my Forum to you guys)

19) If at first you don't succeed - try management.

20) At least you're not being (this one was bad) by aliens.

21) Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.

22) This can't go on forever, even the Third Reich only lasted 12 years.

23) Never quit until you have another job.

24) TEAMWORK ... means never having to take all the blame yourself.

ElChuy:

... but isn't that list a little bitter and cynical for a high school student??

Whoa, for a minute I thought Traci posted that.

Oh come on now, You know you all like it! [Emoticon not found]

traci:

and my avatar doesn't look anything like a walking carpet.

I think he meant that he thought at first that you had made the original thread, not that my response was yours.

Now You confused me in my own thread! [Emoticon not found]

What? Being a token asian guy? Do you get paid for that? [Emoticon not found] What do you do for real?

I see how it is, You have to say you like your job or they will . . . Kill you! [Emoticon not found]

Oh that is way to cool, I am jealous of your powers!